Bosses are like diapers. Full of shit and all over your ass!
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Don't take life too seriously. You won't get out alive.
The best way to get on your feet is to get off your ass!
If you're rich, I'm single!
I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an idiot!
Same BS, different day.
Life's too short to date ugly men.
The ten commandments aren't multiple choice.
You have the right to remain silent. So please SHUT UP.
Hey jerk, you are driving a car, not a phone booth.
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